A Couple Things Have Been Learned
The number one fact ascertained over the last twenty-four hours is that Darryl Hannah nearly singlehandedly destroyed the first Wall Street movie. I know this is only mildly important in the big scheme of things, but still needs to be said.
The second, obviously more important factoid is that there is at least one sadist out there revelling in the possibility of three little female angels headed our way. One is great, two maybe even greater, but three is a touch frightening. The majority of predictions seem to be saying there is some sort of mix, which was my original guess.
Grandma and Grandpa McCrimmon then added a bit of info on the situation. There has only been one single girl born on the McCrimmon side of our family in five generations, my cousin Tenley. Apparently the old McCrimmon clan is a bit like the Vikings, we go out and bring our women back to the cave. Not kicking and screaming (anymore), but still, we're net importers. This does not bode well for those hoping for a girl or two.
The big ultrasound to figure out what is really going on in babytown is this Thursday. With any luck we should get a good idea what we are having. There is also a lot of measuring to do on arms and legs and skulls and the like, just to make sure everyone is growing and doing well. Pookie has been feeling great, and the oven has been getting bigger, so we are pretty sure the buns are too. I will be sure to let everyone know what is up.
We are rocking the new Suburban pretty hard. I'm not sure what all these rappers have been complaining about, pimpin' doesn't seem so hard (if this makes no sense, ask someone born after 1975). Eventually Pookie is going to get a chance to drive it, and if someone clears off a city block she will get a chance to park it too! I kid but I love, the woman is a great driver, but she couldn't park a rubber duck in a bathtub. Then again, with three kids in tow she should be able to park wherever she wants.
Pookie is still working, feeling pretty good most of the time, and I don't know how she does it. If I had three people hanging out up front I wouldn't be doing shit. Showering would be a very optional activity if it required that kind of effort. Pookie seems to be managing though, she smells terrific.
Thanks everyone for making their guesses on the Pooklings, I will be sure to write a bigger blog Thursday or Friday.
There was an exception to the no girl rule with the birth of beautiful Tenley who has shown us that it can happen.
ReplyDeleteRight, forgot to mention that. For a retired lady you are getting up too early!
ReplyDeleteSo exciting Jeff!!! I keep checking - I can't buy anything until I know..lol. Good Luck on Thursday!!!
ReplyDeletenot so patiently waiting here!!
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